Three Sweet Words

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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,

To have Candlelight Dinner,

And say those three sweet words to you-

Pay the Bill.
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Aur Sab Badhiya

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Teacher:- How many planets are there ?

Santa:- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, earth,

Teacher:- Aur Batao??

Santa:- Aur bas sab badhiya ..!!
Mata raani ki kripa hai.. :p
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Ladies 1st

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Long time ago 2 Lovers decided to suicide...


Boy jumped first... :(

Girl didn't jump.. :/

From that day the concept was started...

Ladies 1st :)
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Lowest Mark

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PAPPU: Excuse me, but I don't think I deserve a mark of "0" for this exam Paper.

TEACHER: Neither do I, But it is lowest mark I can give.
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